This is Gwyneth, ready to go to the Christmas party last night.
Write a caption for the picture below and win a mention of your name and winning caption in a post if I think it's worthy enough (like that's anything super special...).
OK, this party is big guys, so who wants to be my accessory? Look monkey you keep staring at me like that and I'm going to tell my daddy, then its off to the dog toy land for you!
too many comments to check to see if this is posted already but i think of a "mob" like scene, where Gwen is a subject in question and she is holding the guys off her saying something like
"okay okay, no need for anybody to get hurt right guys?" "Just give me two more days and I'll get the money...uhh yea... tell Big Red just two more days"
Nate
ET, phone home.
ReplyDeleteHelp! I've been swallowed and I can't get up!
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAHHHHHH, Their comming for me!
ReplyDeleteHey... you guys are in my bubble. Move back... please.
ReplyDeleteToOdLeS.ShEiLa
The toys are attacking! The toys are attacking! DADDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"Why is this monkey always staring at me??"
ReplyDeleteCute picture!!
AAHHH!!! Invasion of the Body Snatchers!
ReplyDelete"Who released the flying monkeys?!"
ReplyDeleteIs it normal for the walls to close in like this?? or is it just Christmas season stress????
ReplyDeleteWhy am I in a sleigh full of toys, where are we going, and who is the fat guy in the red suit?
ReplyDelete"OK, Gwyneth. Think happy thoughts! Think happy thoughts!"
ReplyDeletewho knew that decking the halls would be so terrifying?
ReplyDeleteWhere are the sugar-plums??
ReplyDelete"They're coming to take me away...haha hehe haha....they're coming to take me away...hehe."
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ReplyDeleteThis too shall pass!!!
ReplyDeleteJust practicing my tongue taco...dude, I'll be the life of the party!
ReplyDelete"Hold on for your life guys, we're on the move AGAIN!"
ReplyDelete"HELP!!!! My carseat has been invaded and I'm VERY uncomfortable with it!"
ReplyDeleteNICU didn't prepare me for this.
ReplyDeleteFind a happy place, find a happy place, FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!!
ReplyDeleteSanta Hats $5.00
ReplyDeleteBaby Mobile $25.00
Car Seat $200.00
Baby Expression - Priceless
Calgon Take Me Away -
"....I will fear no evil,
ReplyDeletefor you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me."
I hate Santa's workshop.
ReplyDeleteDear God ...... HEEEELLLLPPP!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you need to spew...spew in this!
ReplyDeleteYou guys belong on the island of misfit toys! Why are you here?!
ReplyDeleteThe sky is falling, the sky is falling!
ReplyDelete"Chickens and monkeys and Santa, Oh my!"
ReplyDeletecan't sleep or the animals will eat me, can't sleep or the animals will eat me, can't sleep or the animals will eat me.. MOMMMYYYY!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteor "Okay I give, Uncle, Uncle, UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!"
I see Dead People.....
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ReplyDeleteAhhh! The Christmas tree is falling on me! I didn't mean to try and pull an ornament off! :)
ReplyDeleteI know she's in her carseat but it looks like she could be under the tree. ;)
*It's Only A Dream, its only a Dream!*
ReplyDeleteKerry
Their alive! Their aliiiive!
ReplyDeleteGAH! I don't remember asking Santa for THIS!!
ReplyDeleteWe're not in Kansas anymore...
ReplyDeleteAll I really wanted for Christmas is an IPod.
ReplyDeleteI was good all year for THIS??
ReplyDelete"Do you smell that??"
ReplyDeleteFine! I'll tell you where the candy canes are--just leave me alone!!
ReplyDeleteFine! I'll tell you where the candy canes are--just leave me alone!!
ReplyDeleteInvasion of the baby snatchers.
ReplyDeleteInvasion of the body snatchers!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's no place like home, Toto, there's no place like home!
ReplyDeleteWait, Santa, don't take me! I'm not a toy!
ReplyDelete"The stuffies are coming, the stuffies are coming!"
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Macrae
"Mommie told me there would be days like this..."
ReplyDeleteLove the pictures - especially the close up of the girls with Gwyneth reaching for the ornament on the tree. Gorgeous of both.
What are these things and where did my parents go? :)
ReplyDeleteHoly crap...please don't make me go!
ReplyDeleteIf I don't make any sudden movements they won't attack me!
ReplyDeleteUh, Dad, I think there's a yule log in my diaper.
ReplyDeleteBeam me up Scottie! The stuffed space creatures are attacking!
ReplyDelete(Looking at the monkey) "Someone said we came from these things!?!? They're cute, but I'm no monkey!"
ReplyDeleteOMG that Bunny just taklked to me!!
ReplyDeleteWhy are you always following me!!!
ReplyDeleteAnn/CT
DAD!! I think that monkey's gonna toss a Chim-Chim Cookie!
ReplyDelete(FYI-Speed Racer reference!)
Get these stuffed things away from me! I NEED human interaction, PEOPLE!
ReplyDeleteGwyneth discovers the reason SO many children are terrified of Santa Claus.
ReplyDeleteI see Dead People and there out to get me
ReplyDelete"what's going on??!?!?!?"
ReplyDeleteYou mean SANTA'S NOT REAL?!?!
ReplyDelete~Mikaila
"I've been a good girl...really I have. Mr. monkey, please tell Santa I'll do anything he wants!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays and I love the photos!!
You told me we were going to a party. No one said ANYTHING about a car seat.
ReplyDeleteIf this is Christmas, count me out!
ReplyDeleteI saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
ReplyDeleteDo you smell what I smell? Do you smell what I smell?
ReplyDelete"Am I in Toyland?"
ReplyDeleteI love your picture :-)
Hey, my dress is getting all wrinkled!
ReplyDeleteI was going to type, "ET, phone home," too, but it's already taken.
ReplyDeleteYou have GOT to be kidding me!
ReplyDeleteBuckle you belts "toys", Santa's clear for Take Off!
ReplyDeleteOk! Whatever I did to deserve this, I promise I'll be good. Please, just make them go away.
ReplyDeleteor
Ummm..Dada, Mama, ANYONE....HELP!
"What kind of Christmas Party IS this? You people are crazy!"
ReplyDeleteBees and Monkeys and Santa...OH MY!
ReplyDeleteI just thought of another one...
ReplyDeleteThey're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
No...I wanted Elves...I said ELVES!!!
ReplyDeletePersonal Space People. . .hellO!
ReplyDelete"Every Who
ReplyDeleteDown in Who-ville
Liked Christmas a lot...
But the Grinch,
Who lived just North of Who-ville,
Did NOT! "
From Dr. Seuss
Okay,guys, you're getting a little too close!!
ReplyDeleteOh no, not the flying monkeys, not the flying monkey!
ReplyDeletePERSONAL SPACE PEOPLE.... personal space!!
ReplyDelete"Do I have to pose again...?"
ReplyDeleteDO NOT WANT!
ReplyDeleteHey guys are you seeing what I am seeing?
ReplyDeleteOH No!! I thought once I grew bigger than that Pug I would have conquered ALL the stuffed animals!!
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ReplyDeleteInvasion of the baby snatchers!
ReplyDeleteWho just farted?!
ReplyDeleteHey guys....wait a minute...you weren't mentioned on the invitation!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I'm breaking the rule here...this caption is for the first picture under the previous post for Christmas Party...
ReplyDelete"Oh, Mommy, look...I chipped a nail."
Thanks for strapping me in this thing and THEN passing gas.
ReplyDeleteI may be little, but I am *not* an elf!! I said I wanted to *play* with the toys, not make them!
ReplyDelete"Mom? Dad? I think I'm going to be carsick..."
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to wet myself.
ReplyDelete"Why are they scaring me with these things?!!"
ReplyDeleteI'm under attack!!
ReplyDelete"Please tell me that is NOT Santa Claus!!??" "Oh My!!"
ReplyDeleteHeather
http://schafer11082008.blogspot.com/
*LOVE the picture! hehe
Where is my disco ball?
ReplyDeletePlease! Not the Elf suit!!
ReplyDelete"Their coming to take me away! ha ha!"
ReplyDeleteI KNOW this isn't where I fell asleep! Why does this keep happening?
ReplyDeleteI deliberately didn't read the others first so I apologise if I've 'stolen' someone elses idea.
ReplyDelete"This is just like that movie I watched last night 'Attack of the killer toys'!!!!"
Doesn't anyone understand that I need some personal space?
ReplyDeleteUh-Oh....here come the crazy people with the Mistletoe again.
ReplyDeleteshe is definately a spiitting image of her dad and those are the same goofy looks he does at her all the time. That is not a caption just a fact lol
ReplyDeleteI should be used to being stared at by now by a bunch of funny faces! Maybe I should start making some back at them!
ReplyDeleteHELP...I am being sucked into Christmas
ReplyDeleteNancie Allison from Burlington Ontario Canada (A snowy Christmas)
Are those animals looking at me?
ReplyDeleteGive...the...girl...some...room!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean they want to take Christ out of Christmas?!
ReplyDeleteWhadda ya mean, Santa sees me when I'm sleeping AND when I'm awake?!?!?
ReplyDeleteComing soon to a theater near you -"Nightmare Before Christmas II: Attack of Santa's Toys"
ReplyDeleteLions, and Tigers, and Bears! Oh My!
ReplyDeleteGwyneth tried the old E.T. stuffed animal trick to try to fool her parents but didn't realize that the stuffed animals were that scary up close.
ReplyDelete"GET ME OUTTA HERE"
ReplyDeleteAHHHHH! Mom Dad help its the return of Chucky!
ReplyDelete"they're attacking me! they're attacking me! Help!! Help!"
ReplyDeleteLions and tigers and bears...OH MY!
ReplyDelete"Mr. Bunny, I'll show you how to roll your tongue if you can get this silly hat off my head..."
ReplyDeleteHey, mokey? Psst....is this where the parents take me to see the fat guy in the red suit?
ReplyDeleteOn Dancer, on Prancer....WHOA! These aren't my reindeer!
ReplyDeleteOK too much stimuli, dad. TOO MUCH stimuli!
ReplyDeleteplease let the mechanical crane grab me--this monkey is terrifying!
ReplyDeleteplease let the mechanical crane grab me--this monkey is terrifying!
ReplyDeleteDaddy! I think the monkey is going to eat me!
ReplyDeleteWHO ARE THESE ANIMALS AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY PARENTS?????
ReplyDeleteThe elves....there are just so many elves....
ReplyDeleteholy crap. my walt-disney-princess-singing-to-her-
ReplyDeletewoodland-friends nightmare is coming true!!!
I went down for a nap...and woke up in The Land of Mis-Fit Toys!
ReplyDeleteAnimal House!!!
ReplyDeleteI think I have a weggie.
ReplyDeleteWhat there's not going to be any eggnog at the Christmas party! What kind of Christmas party is this going to be?!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this is how Baby Jesus felt when He was in the manger?
ReplyDeleteSanta, help please.
ReplyDeleteshe looks wonderful, glad you are enjoying your holidays.
Cindy
So Dad I think I just met the Grinch... and I'm not too sure I like him!
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to clue in that Hollywood G does NOT enjoy offroading in this "pumpkin" seat with these hippie toys. WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE?!
ReplyDeleteIs that for real? LOL What did you do to the poor child?
ReplyDelete"WHERES MY CHRISTMAS COOKIE!"
you're putting that ornament hook where?
ReplyDeleteStep Away From the Baby and no one gets hurt. Also, my dad knows THE BIG GUY UPSTAIRS...and he's watching you....
ReplyDelete"Not the baby, not the baby"
ReplyDeleteThe Grinch That Stole Gwyneth ;o)
ReplyDeleteI had to comment again cause that picture just CRACKS ME UP!
ReplyDeleteHeres another quote for ya -
WHAT? DONT SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS?! WHY THE HECK NOT?!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no... Are they all coming too!?
ReplyDeleteUNC NICU RN
WHAT?!?!?!?! You mean Santa is on his way now?!?!?!?! Mommy, Daddy, put me to bed quick!!!! Santa, I promise I've very been good....
ReplyDeleteHoly smokes Dad, they're closin' in on me!
ReplyDeleteInvasion of the squeeky toys! HELP!
ReplyDeleteReally, I'm not the elf you want...the guy you want is fat with a red suit...
ReplyDeleteJohnson's take me away!
ReplyDeleteHey You...yes I'm talking to you!
ReplyDeleteYou got a problem with me?
LOL...surely I want win but when I clicked to enlarge the emage thats what come to my mind.
AAAHHH! This time Daddy shaved his beard!
ReplyDeleteARE WE THERE YET???
ReplyDeletedear god - make me a bird so i can fly far far away from here....
ReplyDeleteMy parents are going to kill me! This party has gotten WAY out of control...
ReplyDeleteI always thought daddy was a little crazy( in a good way)... but now he is scaring me with all this Santa stuff!!!! HELP!!!!
ReplyDeleteOK, this party is big guys, so who wants to be my accessory? Look monkey you keep staring at me like that and I'm going to tell my daddy, then its off to the dog toy land for you!
ReplyDeleteHold on guys...
ReplyDeleteHere....
We....
GOOOO!!!!!
My first party and I can't decide what to do with my hair!
ReplyDeleteI thought the doctor said this new medcine was to help me stop seeing the flying monkeys and hearing their voices!
ReplyDeletetoo many comments to check to see if this is posted already but i think of a "mob" like scene, where Gwen is a subject in question and she is holding the guys off her saying something like
ReplyDelete"okay okay, no need for anybody to get hurt right guys?" "Just give me two more days and I'll get the money...uhh yea... tell Big Red just two more days"
That was NOT milk in my last bottle. That was egg nog. And I mean the REAL stuff.
ReplyDelete"You guys wanna see my best Daddy goofball face immitation?"
ReplyDeleteWhat did I do to deserve this? :)
ReplyDeleteThey're he-re!!
ReplyDeleteI see FUR People!
ReplyDeleteLet me outta here
ReplyDeleteand the song says 'the weather OUTSIDE is frightful....'
ReplyDeleteOkay..someone REALLY should have warned me that these things come to life!!
ReplyDelete"Ok, this present is for mommy, this one is for daddy, I've got this one for grandpa...HEY!!! Where did grandma's go??"
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought clowns were bad...!
ReplyDeleteThey're all gonna laugh at you!
ReplyDeleteThe monkey is coming to get me!!!
ReplyDeleteToo close! A little too close!
ReplyDeleteHey! do you guys really believe in that guy in the red suit?
ReplyDeleteI though the doctor said they new medication would make the monkeys stop talking to me
ReplyDeleteThey're Coming to Take me Away!!
ReplyDeleteWho are you, and what did you do with Santa Claus?!?
ReplyDelete@Brijeet stole my idea! I was going on the Wizard of Oz theme!
ReplyDeleteOk idea number two:
"Ok, I swear the monkey is going to do me some damage!"
I can roll my tongue I bet you guys can't!
ReplyDeleteOh no! They've captured me!
ReplyDelete"monkey see, monkey do"-rachael
ReplyDelete"OK!...OK!!! I Believe, I Believe in Santa Claus!"
ReplyDeleteOK! This Christmas thing is fine. I love stuffed animals, but this MONKEY has got to go, he makes me a little scared. :(
ReplyDeleteI told you I didn't want prunes for dinner! That's what you get!
ReplyDeleteYOU are SO in my BUBBLE...Now GET OUT!
ReplyDeleteOMG, I am like being attacked or something!
ReplyDeleteThey're ALIIIIIIVE!
ReplyDeleteTheir coming to take me away..haha..
ReplyDeleteIS IT TOOO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOME PERSONAL SPACE PEOPLE!!!!?????
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't anyone else looking when you guys come to life?
ReplyDeleteWait 'til you see the present I'M bringing to the party! (hint: you might want to check my diaper)
ReplyDeleteHELP.........Someone please get me out of here!!!
ReplyDeleteFor the caption..."This is sooo not fair! I talk to you guys, why can't you just talk back??"
ReplyDelete"Yo, Dad...Are you seeing what I'm seeing? They're Alive! They're ALIVE!"
ReplyDeletePantyhose burn!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"Gwyneth, the cute-faced baby-dear, had a very funny face, and if you ever saw her, you will even say it glows!"
ReplyDeleteI surrender!!
ReplyDeletetoys: "1-2-3 Surprise!!"
ReplyDeleteGywneth- "AHHHHHHHHH! they're alive!!"
toys: "bad idea. no more crazy ideas everyone. she's not ready for talking toys. maybe next Christmas"
But Santa....what's with all the scary toys, I was a good girl this year!
ReplyDelete"I have a feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore".
ReplyDelete