Since a few people asked (and Tricia told me to post this)...
1 cucumber (I like to slice it not-too-thin)
3 tbs mayo
2 tbs milk
1 tbs vinegar
1/2 tsp sugar
1/2 tsp salt
The sugar and salt are optional.
I quadrupled the recipe for Thanksgiving, which fed 17 people with a little left over. Even though I found this on the internet with a quick google search, I'll take all the credit if you try it and like it.
I wonder if this is what it feels like to be The Pioneer Woman? ;)